i have hot pink hair and i was asked "is that your natural hair color?" hahaha i just replyed "um no no offense but u must be really stupid if u think that hot pinks my natural hair color." and the worse part was ive gone to school with this kid sense 1st grade.
Having the side of my head tattooed, people always ask me if I intend to keep my hair shaved forever. They've also asked if my hair will ever grow back after being tattooed.
That one really gets me.
oh shit thats too funny, cracked me up
someone asked me once if my vagina was floppy after having a baby. I was really offended, I mean what idiot would ask something like that. Of course it gets large enough to have a baby go through it when you have contractions, but seriously it isnt bowling ball size for life after kids... fucking retards. lmfao
Also I have had people ask me if the scar on my arm was from being wounded while I was in the service. Its an obvious broken arm scar, but peope think becuase I was in the military I must have been Rambo or some shit. So I lie and tell them some grand story about how I rescued a puppy from insurgent heavy artillary fire... and they usually believe me.
Another one about my hair is people ask "do you do that for attention?" and I don't even know wtf that is supposed to mean. My pink hair makes about as much a cry for attention as them wearing a purple shirt. I hate it when people try to think they know you simply judging by the way you look.
*facepalm* People ask me stupid stuff all the time.