what drives me nuts is when people ask me:
"what made you want to cut your hair like that?"
..... Because i like it, its appealing to me... what made you want to style your hair so flat and boring? probably the same reason i cut mine, because you like it and you think it looks good.
As far as questions, How long does it take?, How do you do it?, Can i toush it?, and Why dont you be normal? On the street i get old ass mormans video taping me. I live in utah so you can imagine
Is that your real hair? No it's fake, dumbass.
How do you sleep with that hair? I bought a pillow with a cut out in the center. My hair rests in that cut out, dumbass.
Are you a lesbian? Yes, didn't you hear? Mohawks are the new international symbol of homosexuality, dumbass.
Now here are some more unsual ones..
What tribe are you from? (The guy who asked was pretty loaded at the time)
How much did that cost?
Are you a "chicken-bird"? (Asked by a little girl)
lol a couple of IDIOTS asked me that same dumb ass question,''IS THAT YOUR REAL HAIR'' I just looked at them with a blank stare,like wow did you really ask me that,really? a black dude with a 8 inch fake Mohawk, its not Halloween dude really? my hair doesn't even look fake
"What happened to your hair?" What happened to YOURS?
"Did you really shave the sides?" No, you're seeing things.
"Can I touch it?" It feels like hair, leave me alone.
"Are you going to grow it back?" Why would I do such a thing? My hair is this way because I like it this way.
"How do you get it up like that?" I jizz in mah hurrr and stand out in the heat, whilst holding it up.
"How do you sleep?" I hang upside down from the ceiling. (: