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Figured I'd try starting up a forum game.

"Ruined Wish" is a light-hearted game about granting the post above's you wish... but not exactly the way they intended it...

Example:
Post 1: I wish I wasn't thirsty.
Post 2: Granted, but now there's so much water in your system, you drowned.  :(
I wish I had a puppy.
Post 3: Granted, but the puppy is sick and paying the mass amounts of vet bills has rendered you homeless.
I wish I had a sandwich.

Etc... etc...  Haha, just figured this might be fun.  I'll start us off.



I wish my hands weren't cold.

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granted, but now your a tree rooted to the ground

 

I wish people posted on this site more often :P

Granted, but every post is a troll.

 

I wish I had something good to eat.

Granted, but now it's a mix of ugly colours like shit brown and piss yellow.

 

I wish I could breathe through my nose.

granted but now you piss out your elbow

 

i wish i had a motorcycle

That would actually be awesome if I could piss out of my elbow. Anyway...

Granted, but it's a Shitty 50 year old thing that doesn't start. (My ex had one like that, it was fucking hilarious watching the bastard try and fix it.)

I wish I could buy all the shoes I want from SeductionExtreme.com. D:

granted, but theyre 4 sizes too small

I wish I had 100 wishes

Granted, but they have a 100 year cool-down time between them.

 

I wish I had more shark to eat. (That shit is delicious.)

granted, but you have to kill the shark with your bare hands

I wish my computer would stop making this horrible squeaking noise

Granted, but now it makes a horrible grinding noise.

 

I wish... I wish I wish I was a fish!

Granted, some bigger fish eats you.

 

I wish I had a bass.

here ya go

i wish i could find sleeping pills that worked

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