Granted, but you weren't home to receive them, so they sat on your doorstep and got ruined by rain/snow/that stupid stray cat that pees on everything.
I wish moving wasn't such a pain.
granted, but now your a tree rooted to the ground
I wish people posted on this site more often :P
Granted, but every post is a troll.
I wish I had something good to eat.
Granted, but it gives you massive indigestion after about half an hour.
I wish my "tattoo" necklace wasn't falling apart, I love that thing.
Granted, but now it's a mix of ugly colours like shit brown and piss yellow.
I wish I could breathe through my nose.
granted but now you piss out your elbow
i wish i had a motorcycle
That would actually be awesome if I could piss out of my elbow. Anyway...
Granted, but it's a Shitty 50 year old thing that doesn't start. (My ex had one like that, it was fucking hilarious watching the bastard try and fix it.)
I wish I could buy all the shoes I want from SeductionExtreme.com. D: