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Figured I'd try starting up a forum game.

"Ruined Wish" is a light-hearted game about granting the post above's you wish... but not exactly the way they intended it...

Example:
Post 1: I wish I wasn't thirsty.
Post 2: Granted, but now there's so much water in your system, you drowned.  :(
I wish I had a puppy.
Post 3: Granted, but the puppy is sick and paying the mass amounts of vet bills has rendered you homeless.
I wish I had a sandwich.

Etc... etc...  Haha, just figured this might be fun.  I'll start us off.



I wish my hands weren't cold.

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Granted, but the site closes down afterwards.

I wish Motorhead would play Ace of Spades acoustically (like in the new advert) when I go see them.
Granted but they do a shitty job. :P

I wish I didn't need pills to feel happy. ;_;
Granted, you need to brutally kill kittens instead.

I wish I could speak another language.
...You're so mean to me. I love kittens. ;_;
Granted, but you forget English.

I wish I didn't just spill my water bottle...
Granted, but you'll spill it in a minute.

I wish my mum would stop asking when I'll be normal again.
Granted, but she annoys you with other shit.

I wish I could get this song out of my head.
Granted, but it's replaced with Caramelldansen.

I wish I knew how to continue this History essay.
Wish granted: Take a shit in the textbook.

I wish for a computer.
Granted, it's a commodore 64.

I wish I wasn't suffering from insomnia right now, I have an early day tomorrow.
Granted. Get wired (no help,sorry Jae) and blur the days.

I wish I would get off my ass more
Granted. But now they live inside of you, causing terrible indigestion.


I wish I hadn't been sick for the last 6 days and that I'd finally get better.
granted but your foot is now missing

i wish saturday would come so i can get my tattoo

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