granted, but then it keeps on growing at a rapid pace, and never stops until the room that you are in at the moment is full of hair, and you end up choking on your own hair.
I wish that people weren't so discriminating towards punks
Granted, but he swallows a knife, without chewing, and dies.
I wish I was a pro skateboarder.
Granted, but then your skateboard snaps while your doing a 360 flip, and you end up in hospital for six months.
I wish the goverment put people before profit.
Granted, but now the government posted a new law that all garbage must be burnt.
I wish I was sixteen already, so I could get a job and get the hell out of my house.
GRANTED,,,,But the cookie monster kicked you in the nuts and took it
I wish I could go back in time with a couple of machine guns and rob the kings of their gold and gems
Granted, but you get run over by the car from Back To The Future while running away.
I wish I could eat little children and not get arrested.