funneyst sexual expierience - Mohawks Rock2024-03-28T09:31:00Zhttps://www.mohawksrock.com/forum/topics/funneyst-sexual-expierience?commentId=1501994%3AComment%3A209151&feed=yes&xn_auth=noIs that a spin off of the "ur…tag:www.mohawksrock.com,2009-12-04:1501994:Comment:2741212009-12-04T20:15:47.416ZBrett Weidmannhttps://www.mohawksrock.com/profile/BrettWeidmann
Is that a spin off of the "urinal cake" sign?
Is that a spin off of the "urinal cake" sign? having sex, standing up, dogg…tag:www.mohawksrock.com,2009-11-11:1501994:Comment:2670022009-11-11T06:18:32.492Ztanzmetallhttps://www.mohawksrock.com/profile/Tania
having sex, standing up, doggy style, in a field, at night.<br />
*group of people walk by<br />
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Me: Nice night for a walk!<br />
<br />
* group of people walk faster
having sex, standing up, doggy style, in a field, at night.<br />
*group of people walk by<br />
<br />
Me: Nice night for a walk!<br />
<br />
* group of people walk faster my funniest isn't that funny,…tag:www.mohawksrock.com,2009-11-10:1501994:Comment:2668922009-11-10T21:18:48.892Ztofuhttps://www.mohawksrock.com/profile/tofu
my funniest isn't that funny, but i'm only 16, so i got alot of time. me and my girlfriend were having, and i was on top. we tied her hands to the top bunk (we were in a bunk bed), and i tried to get my head through (with my mohawk up.) basically, the next part was chaos. my hair got stuck on her septum piercing, and she screamed, so i tryed to pull back, and she screamed more. meanwhile, shes tied up so theres nothing she can do about it, and she's screaming and i don't know what the fuck is…
my funniest isn't that funny, but i'm only 16, so i got alot of time. me and my girlfriend were having, and i was on top. we tied her hands to the top bunk (we were in a bunk bed), and i tried to get my head through (with my mohawk up.) basically, the next part was chaos. my hair got stuck on her septum piercing, and she screamed, so i tryed to pull back, and she screamed more. meanwhile, shes tied up so theres nothing she can do about it, and she's screaming and i don't know what the fuck is going on. we managed to resolve it in about a minute, and at the time it was scary, but it was funny too. I honestly can't think of any…tag:www.mohawksrock.com,2009-11-03:1501994:Comment:2643442009-11-03T12:35:58.614Zterrorhttps://www.mohawksrock.com/profile/terror
I honestly can't think of anything that funny. :s<br />
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Something that makes me laugh though is the first time I had stoned sex with my fiancée and she was ridiculously wet and then was like "am I bleeding?" and proceeded to hop off, turn on the lights and spend about 5 mins inspecting her vag like a drunken monkey, lol.
I honestly can't think of anything that funny. :s<br />
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Something that makes me laugh though is the first time I had stoned sex with my fiancée and she was ridiculously wet and then was like "am I bleeding?" and proceeded to hop off, turn on the lights and spend about 5 mins inspecting her vag like a drunken monkey, lol. It was really funny. What eve…tag:www.mohawksrock.com,2009-10-10:1501994:Comment:2576612009-10-10T10:03:44.491ZFuck youhttps://www.mohawksrock.com/xn/detail/u_0pox5iglau2rx
It was really funny. What even funnier was that me and that same girl had fucked before and when her mom got home this girl tells her she thinks shes pregnant I guess she was trying to get her mother to pity her or something. Well I get a call from her mom telling me Im a dad only to find out later it was all a bunch of bullshit.
It was really funny. What even funnier was that me and that same girl had fucked before and when her mom got home this girl tells her she thinks shes pregnant I guess she was trying to get her mother to pity her or something. Well I get a call from her mom telling me Im a dad only to find out later it was all a bunch of bullshit. haha! that's hilarious :P
i w…tag:www.mohawksrock.com,2009-10-09:1501994:Comment:2573562009-10-09T21:08:33.472ZBedlamhttps://www.mohawksrock.com/profile/Bedlam
haha! that's hilarious :P<br />
i woulda been sniggering the whole time
haha! that's hilarious :P<br />
i woulda been sniggering the whole time Ive had alot of funny shit ha…tag:www.mohawksrock.com,2009-10-09:1501994:Comment:2572502009-10-09T10:02:46.479ZFuck youhttps://www.mohawksrock.com/xn/detail/u_0pox5iglau2rx
Ive had alot of funny shit happen but this was my favorite. I met some girl and she drove me to a park by her house(far from where I was staying) well once we got there she starts giving me a blowjob in the car. Suddenly her mother drives up and parks next to us when she sees whats going on she freaks and starts yelling at us. So we get out of the car her mother then yells at her to go home and so she takes off. Well I gotta get home so I turn to her mom and ask if she could give me a ride back…
Ive had alot of funny shit happen but this was my favorite. I met some girl and she drove me to a park by her house(far from where I was staying) well once we got there she starts giving me a blowjob in the car. Suddenly her mother drives up and parks next to us when she sees whats going on she freaks and starts yelling at us. So we get out of the car her mother then yells at her to go home and so she takes off. Well I gotta get home so I turn to her mom and ask if she could give me a ride back to my house. The lady stares at me in shock and then manages to choke out, ''get in the van.'' The whole ride I was trying not to burst into laughter. I laughed so hard at the firs…tag:www.mohawksrock.com,2009-09-27:1501994:Comment:2534062009-09-27T01:15:22.988ZHollywoodhttps://www.mohawksrock.com/profile/Cherrymeth
I laughed so hard at the first line xD
I laughed so hard at the first line xD hahaha, he pretty much scream…tag:www.mohawksrock.com,2009-09-27:1501994:Comment:2534052009-09-27T01:13:16.912ZHollywoodhttps://www.mohawksrock.com/profile/Cherrymeth
hahaha, he pretty much screamed like a girl to be honest.<br />
I look back and laugh so hard cause he acted like a total wuss<br />
Like, at least it's not period blood on your face<br />
xD<br />
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hahaha, I would say shit like that all the time<br />
I do now anyways, maybe I should have been a dude
hahaha, he pretty much screamed like a girl to be honest.<br />
I look back and laugh so hard cause he acted like a total wuss<br />
Like, at least it's not period blood on your face<br />
xD<br />
<br />
hahaha, I would say shit like that all the time<br />
I do now anyways, maybe I should have been a dude hahaha was he all like i thor…tag:www.mohawksrock.com,2009-09-27:1501994:Comment:2534032009-09-27T01:03:57.683Zbendyhttps://www.mohawksrock.com/profile/3BENDY3
hahaha was he all like i thort chicks only bled from one end lol<br />
if i was a man id say shit like that<br />
people wud h8 me!<br />
lol<br />
xxx
hahaha was he all like i thort chicks only bled from one end lol<br />
if i was a man id say shit like that<br />
people wud h8 me!<br />
lol<br />
xxx