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I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue.

My Dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid …………


“Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."

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Thats hilarious! My dad does the same stuff...when he seen my dye job he was like WTF? and said a whole bunch of funny stuff.
WOWOWOWOW. <3 This is fantastic.
This reminds me of something my grandpa would do. He's badass like that too.

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