I gotta cut my faded green mohawk today. It'll be the shortest my hair's been in years.
I just got laid off recently and I live in the bible belt of America so not too many employers are gonna look at me with a mohawk and a good upstanding citizen. Even if some of the cops do.
So after flying my freak flag for the weekend in honor of it, I'm gonna shower the hairglue out and pull out the clippers. I may cry the whole time I'm doing it. My hair grows quick though. Still not a happy thought though.
...Right now I'm stalling. I may keep stalling after the shower.