Well, the friends call me Kii (Short for Kieran, for 'tis my name). A select few call me Kiwi, I have been called Kiki before, but I instantly put a stop to that. Sometimes I go by the name Kiigazm (=D) or (as on here) Kazm, which happens to be my musical alias also.
The knobhead chavs around these parts don't seem to be able to come up with an intelligent insult. It's usually just "Hair-lo!" or "You mess!".
The fact that people who hang around outside shops in tracksuits and grubby white trainers call ME a mess is priceless, I think.