when random FAGS come up to you and ALWAYS ALWAYS say
*OOOO CAN I TOUCH YOUR MOHAWK?!
*HOW DO YOU GET IT TO STAY UP LIKE THAT?!
*WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK?!
*WHAT WOULD I LOOK LIKE WITH ONE?!
*WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO GET ONE?!
They're stupid. WHY so many questions, get one yourself and find out!
So yesterday i was walking around town with it up and all and this lady comes up she looks about 40 and she asks me almost all of those questions and after a answered most of them she's like oooo okay i'm gonna go home and try that. Thank you.
I giggled a little and then thought "wow, mid-life crisis much."
I'm okay with "older" people having mohawks but when they have one of those wannabe mohawks where they don't even shave or cut the sides, that's the thing that gets to me.
AND there are like a million Preppy guys at my school with fauxhawks and i think thats the stupidest shit.