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when random FAGS come up to you and ALWAYS ALWAYS say
*OOOO CAN I TOUCH YOUR MOHAWK?!
*HOW DO YOU GET IT TO STAY UP LIKE THAT?!
*WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK?!
*WHAT WOULD I LOOK LIKE WITH ONE?!
*WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO GET ONE?!
They're stupid. WHY so many questions, get one yourself and find out!

So yesterday i was walking around town with it up and all and this lady comes up she looks about 40 and she asks me almost all of those questions and after a answered most of them she's like oooo okay i'm gonna go home and try that. Thank you.
I giggled a little and then thought "wow, mid-life crisis much."
I'm okay with "older" people having mohawks but when they have one of those wannabe mohawks where they don't even shave or cut the sides, that's the thing that gets to me.
AND there are like a million Preppy guys at my school with fauxhawks and i think thats the stupidest shit.

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OK, these are the mohawk related conversations I commonly have with random strangers:
(Some of the replies are not what I actually say but what I WANT to say to some of these morons. Usually, I just tell them what they want to know and walk away at the nearest possible opportunity. The questions, however, are all genuine.)

Stranger - "Hey, What do you use on your hair?"
Me - "Hairspray."
Stranger - "No, you should use gel; I have a buddy who had a mohawk back in highschool and he used gel."
Me - "Well then your buddy was a fuckwit; gel weighs down your hair, is practically impossible to manage, looks greasy, and is allot weaker than hairspray."
Why do people have to argue with me over what product to use on my hair?


Stranger - "How do you sleep with that?"
Me - "I sleep on my side."
How the hell do they think I sleep? Are they seriously not able to imagine someone sleeping on their side?


*Tickly sensation on my scalp*
*I turn around*
Stranger - "Heh, I just wanted to see if it was sharp."
Me - "It's fucking hair! How sharp do you think it is? And just because my hair is defying gravity does NOT mean you can touch it."
*OR*
Me - "Was it good for you too?"


Random guy yelling out of passing car - "Fag!"
Not my fault I threaten your manliness.


Random gaggle of scene girls in mall - "Hey, is your hair real?"
Me - "Yes."
Annoying girls - "Oh, because it looks fake."
Me - "Well, I hate to have to break this to you but you may be retarded because it's obviously attatched to my skull."


Annoying stranger - "Does your hair cut people o_0?"
Me - "No, but if you touch it I will."


Random Person on Street - "What does it take to get it up?"
Me - "Your mom, approximately 12 German midgets, and a horse."

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