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Are Mohawks still related to punk? 5 Replies

Started by derock in Iowa.. Last reply by tiller rausch May 5, 2010.

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Comment by T-bone on August 4, 2010 at 7:54pm
a guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm and says i need to buy my dog a drink. The bartender says " We dont serve drinks to dogs at this establishment", So the guy pulls out a pistol and lays it on the bar and says"Really." So, the bartender grabs the gun, shoots the dog & says "So, watcha wanna drink?"
Comment by Eric Hahn Tallest Mohawk on June 9, 2010 at 5:02pm
Sum dudes here in Omaha tried to rob a pawn shop. Uh, hello? LOTS and LOTS of guns behind the counter at pawn shops, didn't cha notice? DUMBASS!? Anyway, ya...they're dead.
Comment by German Garcia on May 5, 2010 at 10:10pm
I met four black guys at work, then a few hours later I went a website and saw four monkeys laughing the same way.........I laughed for a long time.........
Comment by vampy_the_penguin on May 4, 2010 at 8:49pm
so we had a customer come into my work today and they said they ordered two coffees that morning and one was supposed to be decaff and they didnt get labeled so they just guessed which one was which and the lady got coffee with caffine in it and had to go to the hospital...if your that sensitive to caffine why the fuck would you just play Russian roulette with coffee >./body>
Comment by tiller rausch on May 1, 2010 at 12:43am
umm... huh?
Comment by jordan B. on April 30, 2010 at 7:43pm
hey scum bear, you should replace paris with parisian
Comment by Mad Hatter on April 29, 2010 at 9:31pm
(11 March 1978, France) The singer Claude Francois, whose stellar career can be compared to that of Elvis Presley, popularized rock and roll music in France. One evening, he returned to his Paris apartment from a busy touring schedule, and ran a bath. While standing in the filled tub, he noticed a light bulb that wasn't straight, tried to straighten it... and was electrocuted.
Comment by Graveyard Graeme Rice on November 15, 2009 at 4:14am
Comment by Du_can The Tu_can on August 11, 2009 at 2:59pm
ladies and gentlemen....A possible candidate?
Comment by Du_can The Tu_can on June 27, 2009 at 3:14pm
I agree, it's ridonculous.

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