Morris' movies

1) ~~I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.~~ Full Metal Jacket - HerBDerb

2) Make block. Left, right. Up, down. Side, side. Breathe in, breathe out. And no scare fish. - The Karate Kid

3) People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom." - Clerks

4) We have randomly selected weapons to put in your kits, so you might get lucky, and you might not.
*Picks up axe*
This one is super lucky. Battle Royale - Adam the Ika Wrestler

5) What was I supposed to do? Call him for cheating better than me, in front of the others? - The Sting

6) ~~Inconceivable~~ The Princess Bride - Amanda

7) ~~Sell my guitars? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?~~ School of Rock - Alexis

8) ~~I'll tell you what he said! He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!~~ Donnie Darko - Amanda

9) What's a nubian? - Chasing Amy

10) You loaded your gun with old fucking bullets you put through the fucking wash? - Two Hands

Replies to This Discussion

Permalink Reply by morris on February 9, 2009 at 5:29pm

yes :D

Permalink Reply by morris on February 9, 2009 at 5:31pm

And yes again.

There are so many quotable lines in that movie. I had trouble selecting just one.

Permalink Reply by morris on February 9, 2009 at 7:00pm

Unfortunately not.

Permalink Reply by Herb ☭ on February 9, 2009 at 6:44pm

1. Full Metal Jacket.

2. School of Rock.

Permalink Reply by morris on February 9, 2009 at 7:02pm

1 is indeed Full Metal Jacket

2 is not School of Rock.

Permalink Reply by Herb ☭ on February 9, 2009 at 10:11pm

Doh.... I meant to put 7, not 2.
I fail.

Permalink Reply by Alexis on February 9, 2009 at 7:25pm

I kinda want to say that 3 miiiight be Choke, but thats a wild guess.

Permalink Reply by morris on February 9, 2009 at 7:26pm

I haven't seen Choke yet, but I have read the book. No. It's not Choke. I don't think Choke is out here in Australia

Permalink Reply by Alexis on February 9, 2009 at 8:16pm

Really? Wow I saw it well over 2 months ago. Ironically my boyfriend and I were alone in the theater...>_>
Chuck isnt all that popular here. D:

The book was pretty rad also, I must say. =]

Permalink Reply by Alexis on February 9, 2009 at 8:18pm

7 is school of rock. =]

Permalink Reply by morris on February 9, 2009 at 8:20pm

Correct

Permalink Reply by Alexis on February 9, 2009 at 8:23pm

Yay ^^