(even if you're trolling me, I had a fun 2 minutes doing this)
punk 101 teaches us to
Go out of our way to disassociate ourselves beyond practicality.
Wear a jacket that has all your beliefs and bands on it, like a mobile myspace page.
Act like…
well, It took me a day to roll out from underneath the mountain of beercans, and clean my place up, but from the looks of it, it must have been a fucking crazy st. patricks day.