Burned in a fire? Yikes. Yeah I'm 6'11 with an 18inch hawk so I'm always having to look high, especially for heat lamps in the winter with open flames. I did think at one time it'd make for an interesting video to load up the hawk with bottle rocks and watch it go on my own terms. However, I'm also certain thats not the greatest idea.
I was born in Utah and grew up a portion of time in Southern Idaho, so I knew there'd be a lot of mormon discontent. SLC is at least a bigger town. I imagine if you were in the outskirts it'd be even worse. But in the end it could be fun too. You need a patch for or bumper sticker or something that says Brigham Young Rocked the Hawk.