The story of me being duct taped to a ceiling.

Alright so this was when i was located in cali. I wanna say roughly 10 months ago. Anyways i was hanging with my usual group people. We did some drinking. Went to a party that ended up being totally lame. So we took off after jacking all their duct tape and booze. So we head to my pal Anthony's house. Were drinking some more stuff. Then my pals hands me some tequila and vodka, i can drink both no problem, but i can't drink them mixed together. But they tell em to chug both. So i consider it. Decided i'm way to sober right now why not. So i chug both and it all hits me hard enough that i black out. So while i was blacked out my pals decide oh hey we got duct tape. So they duct tape me to the ceiling. I eventually wake up, and it took me roughly ten minutes to realize i was on the ceiling. So i started cursing and yelling at these guys. They just turned the volume on the tv up of course. So of course is tarted spitting on the tv and them. They got pissed and started hitting me with the broom. So i tell them o stop, because my stomach was not cooperating with me. Well they poked me harder, so i spew my last meal all over them. They all get pissed walk off and take showers. So now i'm alone taped to the ceiling. Everyone is gone went for another boose run. This took them 3 hours(4 with the showers). Well my friends mom then walks in. Doesn't notice me. Then i say good evening, any idea when Anthony will be back? She freaked dout and locked herself in her room for 2 hours. She then left to go to her job(we suspect shes a hooker). So not only am i stuck here, but now my pals mom thinks i'm a freak(which is partly true). Anyways its been about another hour and well i'm tarting to have to go to the bathroom. So i'm stuck there in need of a restroom break and my pals mom is scared of me. About 15 mins later they walk in. I yell at them, they proceed to say oh fuck we forgot about you man. So i get even more pissed yell some more. Then they start cutting me down. Well they cut me down but half way through i fall from this tape cocoon and bam hit the floor hard. I proceed to get up and run straight for the bathroom. I then came out and punched everyone in the gut. Gotta say great night lol. After all this we went got even more drunk, and who the fuck remembers what happened then.