and today I had this long and awesome conversation - actually,
I don't think I've ever had such a long conversation on omegle.
It's not like I'm expecting you to read it all, I even just posted it
to save it somewhere. : D
But feel free to read it if you're insanely bored like I was.
You might find it rather fun. I don't know. :)
Stranger: Are you a virgin?
Stranger: how old ae you?
Stranger: do you have a bf?
Stranger: frinds with benefits?
You: He lives in UK, so it's not really possible.
Stranger: where do you live?
Stranger: do you guys send pics to each other?
Stranger: have you had sex with him?
You: ... Again, he lives in another country than me.
Stranger: doesnt mean youve never seen him
Stranger: have you seen him?
You: No. Else, we would probably have had sex.
Stranger: how is he your bf?
Stranger: what is he then?
You: We're not in a relationship.
You: And he likes me. Nothing more
You: ... why all these questions?
Stranger: do you see other boys?
Stranger: when did you lose your virginity?
Stranger: have you had sex since?
You: Yea, 'cause I had a bf at that time for almost 15 months..
You: Then I broke up in september.
Stranger: oh, when did you break up?
You: As said, in september. 2010!
Stranger: sorry, it wasnt scrolling
Stranger: then you met the brit?
Stranger: you ha another bf?
You: My feelings for him died, so I broke up. Then I had something with another guy for a very short time, and then I started talking to the Brit in January.
You: No, I'm not that kinda girl who cheats.
Stranger: did you have sex with the other guy?
Stranger: do you like sex?
Stranger: you seem very melencholy about it
You: Ha, I'm just tired, that's all.
Stranger: are you missing sex then?
You: Yea. Haven't had it since October. So I miss it a lot.
Stranger: do you masturbate?
You: Sometimes, but it's not enough.
Stranger: do you cum when you do?
Stranger: but it makes you want sex right?
Stranger: whats your name?
Stranger: so i can call you by youe name instead of 'stranger'
You: Call me Kaast, that's my nickname.
Stranger: how did you get it?
You: Uhm... it was a year ago at my friend's birthday. I still had my boyfriend at that time.
Stranger: well kaast, im andrew
You: We we're playing Wii when my friend, Alex' phone called. Someone called to say happy birthday and asked what he was doing. "Spiller Wii med Fjols og hans kost" which would mean "Playing Wii with Jerk (that's what my bf was called) and his bitch (or likey)".
You: It's actually hard to explain in english
Stranger: i think i get it
You: And hey there Andrew, btw. I like your name.
Stranger: what do you look like kaast?
You: But then Alex made my character in Wii where he would call me Kost, so bitch, just spelled different but so it's still pronounced almost the same way.
You: Uhm.. piercings, weird hair, you name it.
You: Uh huh. Only got 3 piercings, but when I get money I'll get some more.
Stranger: youre really hot!
You: Ya, it's a pretty good picture.
Stranger: you look like that and you love sex! youre my dream girl
You: Hahahaha, whaaat, really?
You: I also love cooking.
Stranger: i used to be in a heavy metal band, and i love that look
You: I'm not really into metal.
Stranger: well, its the hardcore look i like
You: Haha, well thank you
Stranger: wanna come to america and be my gf?
You: Uhm, no, I'm fine with my boy in UK
Stranger: wanna come to the us for a one night stand?
You: Haven't got the money for it. And I can get a one night stand here.
Stranger: you are sttely arent you?
You: Hahaha, uhm... I don't know. Am I?
Stranger: you just keep shooting me down!
Stranger: i am trying to say tha you are hot and i would totally do you, and you are just like 'no'
You: My self esteem is low, and it's not possible for you to do me. That's just it.
Stranger: its a nice fantasy, and it may help your self esteem to accept some praise!
You: Another impossible thing.
Stranger: accepting praise?
You: I've had this low self esteem my whole life. A stranger from us can't really help, ya, even my friends can't. I even don't like compliments.
Stranger: is that why you choose a boy in the uk?
Stranger: no chance for face to face rejection?
You: And there is a chance. I'm planning a trip to england next summer, to go to the punkfestival Rebellion.
Stranger: and reject the mainstream becasue they just shit on you more?
Stranger: i feel the same way
You: Hm.. I don't know. I'm just comfortable with how I look.
Stranger: is that a casualties shirt youre wearing?
You: Underneath, there's an Exploited top.
Stranger: i saw hem when the openede for dropkick murphys
You: Nice. I've seen 'em twice.
Stranger: have you seen the murphys?
You: And Exploited are playing in april, I can't wait!
You: Aren't they that gypsie punk?
Stranger: irish/celtic punk
You: Hmm... I haven't seen 'em.
Stranger: they are very working class, very good
You: Haha, everyone in Ireland are working class :P
Stranger: theyre from boston
You: How could I ever know?
Stranger: i didnt expect you to
Stranger: i just wanted to brag that i saw the casualties
Stranger: thought youd think i was cool or something
You: I hate when people do such. :)
Stranger: make you wanna take your shirt off, i dont know
You: Lols. I'm not even wearing that much clothes, and I'm sitting in the living room, so no go.
Stranger: ok, your pants, whatever
You: I'm wearing relax-shorts-thingy-things.
Stranger: ok, make you wanna get naked then
You: Still sitting in the living room. And just because you've seen Casualties, doesn't make me wanna get naked.
Stranger: yopu are so combative, its hillarious!
You: Hahahaha, it is indeed :)
Stranger: so get naked!!!
You: What would you get out of it?
Stranger: i cant even say
Stranger: i like being bossy i guess
Stranger: touch yourself!!!
You: So, I just poked my hand.
You: Ya, I wish I liked me too.
Stranger: even though you try to be unfriendly
You: But I'm a bitch, can't live with it.
Stranger: you cant live with it?
You: I don't try do be unfriendly, that's just how I am.
Stranger: and you try a little
Stranger: a little, tiny bit
Stranger: you hate people?
You: I love my friends and my family....
You: But I don't like strangers who start the first conversation with "are you a virgin?" :)
You: Oh, and then I don't like kiddies.
You: And fat, ugly, horny metaldudes...
You: met one on new years eve on my way home
Stranger: so i rubbed you the wrong way right away?
You: He was gettin too close so I ran across the street while really drunk
You: Just joking, I found it rather fun with all of your questions :)
You: It does. I'm happy I was with my best friend and to of my girl friends.
Stranger: i am kind of an asshole, so i just try yo ask questions until people get offended
You: I'm hardly offended and easily flattered.
Stranger: falttering you isnt easy from what ive seen
You: It's because I don't show it. :)
Stranger: well, youre sexy so there!
You: Ok, I'm confusing, that describes me a lot better
Stranger: if i were there, we would get drunk together
Stranger: thats what us poor ppl do!
You: But I haven't got the money for it.
Stranger: isnt it the cheapest entertainment around?
You: The cheapest entertainment is you, right now. :)
Stranger: so i am an entertainment?
Stranger: what am i a clown?
Stranger: i was gonna do goodfellas, but fuck it
Stranger: i am just trying to get inside of your little shell
You: Oh, it's not that easy. :)
Stranger: i can tell. but ive made progress
Stranger: you touched yourself at my command!
Stranger: see, we're like familty now!
You: I know n o t h i n g about you, since you asked all the questionns
You: But don't tell me to ask questions, cause I suck at it.
Stranger: i am mysterious
You: Aha. Well so am I. People knows stuff about me, but it's not sure that they know me. :)
Stranger: it might lust be the distance, but youre hard to get a hold of
Stranger: but i think you intentionally dodged me a few times
You: I'm sorry, but I like doing such. :)
Stranger: you showed me that too, even though you didnt want to ;)
Stranger: this is fun, are you having a good time?
You: Yea, I'm pretty amused.
Stranger: against your will?
You: amused against my will? No.
Stranger: but youre all dark and full of angst!
You: dark? angst? Ha, no. I'm smiling and watching cartoons.
Stranger: youre not a dark personality?
You: No. When people get to know me, I'm a rather happy person. :)
Stranger: its the geting to know thas difficult
You: Well, you're a complete stranger. Of course it's a bit difficult.
Stranger: i like the anonymity
Stranger: its cool because people generally annoy me
Stranger: besies, youre pretty cool
You: Convo died a bit now.
Stranger: it did, must be your cartoons
You: I don't know, maybe it is.
Stranger: tv rots your brain
You: Too late, I'm all rotten. :)
Stranger: hardly, youre fresh as a daisy!
Stranger: i can tell from your pic you smell like roses!
You: I smell like my deo.
You: I don't see where the roses come from...
Stranger: just trying to be funny
Stranger: too hard i guess
Stranger: you had to be there
You: But it's about me...
Stranger: that was anther joke
You: and I don't find me, smelling of roses quite funny.. tho it's a joke itself. :)
You: As said, I ruin jokes.
Stranger: i am not ruined
You: Hahahahaha, jokin. :)
Stranger: no, i can only see type
You: Nothing, never mind. .P
Stranger: iif you say so...
Stranger: Are you a virgin?
You: I'm also straight edge
Stranger: and im a transvestite?
Stranger: really, i am a 50 year old pervert!
You: Nice. And that picture was of my granddaughter's girl friend.
Stranger: well that works for me! i like em young!
You: Which means i'm like 67 years.
Stranger: i wanna talk to your granddaughter's friend!
Stranger: then i guess you will do
You: Eeehehehhehehehhe yeaaa
Stranger: you will pass, i suppose
You: Hahahahahahah oh lol
You: I am my granddaughter's friend
Stranger: i wanna spank you for being naughty!
Stranger: oh no, you are to be punished young lady!
You: can't you just ground me then?
Stranger: no, i am a pervert, remember!
Stranger: yup, so its the bare bottom spanking for you!
You: Then Imma kick you in the crotch with me boooots.
You: I once kicked a boy in his crotch with them boots.
You: he haven't talked to me since
Stranger: oh, i would like that, pervert remember?
Stranger: i wonder why...
You: Buuuut don't be a perrrvvv
Stranger: as a pervert there is nothing i wouldnt like for you to do to me
You: what if I turn into a perv?
Stranger: oh man, i cannot be held responsible
You: lol. I could also just disconnect, would you like that?
Stranger: rejection is pretty powerful, so probably
Stranger: sorry, thems the rules
Stranger: well, i should go. i have a paper to write
Stranger: its been a fun, what like 2 hours
Stranger: i dont wanna believe me
You: I don't think I've ever had such a long and awesome conversation on omegle before.
Stranger: me neither actually.
Stranger: i think youre really awesome
Stranger: that feeels sweet
You: If that's your real name hahaha
Stranger: it is, i promise
Stranger: i will never forget you!!!
You: I'll maybe forget you... I don't know... I might will, cause I only know your name and that you've seen casualties