its like my brain threw up while i was asleep (super long)
so usually, i have these really ridiculous dreams,
but these, these top them all!
okay, so my dream starts off with me being drunk (or high i can't really tell the difference) at a friend's house.
i'm in the master bathroom taking a piss when these two guys walk in and totally jack my shit while i'm on the fucking toilet! they steal these two i pods i had laying on the sink, and my wallet! i guess i was too fucked up to get up cause i just sat there yelling profanities as they stole from me.
when i got off whatever i was on, my friend found me in the tub and asked what the hell happened. i told her what went down and she says "DUDE they stole 3/4ths of my house!" i'm like "WHAT?!" so i run out and like theres only a piece of her house still standing. haha then she says "BRO! those assholes go to your school! well at least one of them does! i saw him once when i picked you up that one time!" then under my breath i said "oscar.."
oscar is this UGLY ass mother fucker who is like in the marines or something and he goes to my school.
i never talked to the guy, but he looks like a douche bag, i guess thats why i made him the bad guy in my dream hahaha
anyways, back to the dream:
i go to school the next morning and i see oscar.
i walk up to him and i say "BITCH where the fuck is your homie who stole my shit AND my friend's house?! you better have some fucking answers before i break your fucking face." he just shrugged his shoulders and walked into class. i screamed "alright bitch, you asked for it." i run after him and i push him down and start bashing at his face! the teacher pulls me off and asks whats going on and i say "this mother fucker stole the shit i stole to pawn for my dope lastnight! he wont tell me where the fuck his little personal dick sucker is either! so i'm paying him back with a broken fucking face!" and he says "NAH miss! this bitch is fucking high! look at her eyes! look at her eyes! go tell mrs.skipper so they can suspend her!" (mrs.skipper is our principle) then i say "you fucking asshole! you know you stole my ipods! you know you did! i'll fucking slit your throat mother fucker! i'll fucking slit your throat!" then my teacher lets us go and i told him i'm going to follow him to his friend's house and that he better not try to loose me cause i wired his truck with a GPS device. (hahaha) so he gets in his truck and drives off. i'm following him down streets and more streets but i loose him. i start digging in my bag looking for the GPS tracker, but it was a remote control with no batteries.
then i woke up and went to go pee.
i fall back to sleep and i have ANOTHER crazy dream.
(i like this one, it was cool)
okay so i'm in a mansion, and i guess it was mine cause i knew where everything was.
there was a party going on in the big lobby down stairs, but it was amuzing to me so i walk up stairs to sleep.
i couldn't sleep in the bed cause there was some random black guy in it, so i lay down on the floor.
i couldn't sleep, so i got up and went onto the patio for a smoke.
its night time, so you cant really see anything.
i look out to the woods because there was this glow coming from that direction. it was like a creepy white glow coming from an unknown source. then all of a sudden this group of capped goth kids rise from the woods and walk towards the mansion! i'm like "oh shit." so i run back in and put on my hugh hefner smoking jacket and run down the stairs. i stop half way and see how my guests greet them. they weren't letting the goth kids into the house, but they said they had a special present for the host. so i walk down the rest of the stairs and say "let the Vampiros in."
they walk towards me, and they remove their capes to reveal HUGE FUCKING BUCKETS SPILLING WITH ECSTASY PILLS.
i take a hand full of them and shove it into my pocket.
i take another handful and shove it into my mouth.
then i tell them "pass out the candy kids." and they all smile this creepy little smile and start walking around and handing out tabs telling them they're mints.
30mins later, EVERYONE is rollin super hard! people start making their way to the food, but they dont eat it.
they start rubbing each other with it!
i walk back up the stairs, crawl into bed, and go to sleep with the feeling of satisfaction.
then i woke up with the feeling of nausea.
MY HEAD IS CRAZY!
but these, these top them all!
okay, so my dream starts off with me being drunk (or high i can't really tell the difference) at a friend's house.
i'm in the master bathroom taking a piss when these two guys walk in and totally jack my shit while i'm on the fucking toilet! they steal these two i pods i had laying on the sink, and my wallet! i guess i was too fucked up to get up cause i just sat there yelling profanities as they stole from me.
when i got off whatever i was on, my friend found me in the tub and asked what the hell happened. i told her what went down and she says "DUDE they stole 3/4ths of my house!" i'm like "WHAT?!" so i run out and like theres only a piece of her house still standing. haha then she says "BRO! those assholes go to your school! well at least one of them does! i saw him once when i picked you up that one time!" then under my breath i said "oscar.."
oscar is this UGLY ass mother fucker who is like in the marines or something and he goes to my school.
i never talked to the guy, but he looks like a douche bag, i guess thats why i made him the bad guy in my dream hahaha
anyways, back to the dream:
i go to school the next morning and i see oscar.
i walk up to him and i say "BITCH where the fuck is your homie who stole my shit AND my friend's house?! you better have some fucking answers before i break your fucking face." he just shrugged his shoulders and walked into class. i screamed "alright bitch, you asked for it." i run after him and i push him down and start bashing at his face! the teacher pulls me off and asks whats going on and i say "this mother fucker stole the shit i stole to pawn for my dope lastnight! he wont tell me where the fuck his little personal dick sucker is either! so i'm paying him back with a broken fucking face!" and he says "NAH miss! this bitch is fucking high! look at her eyes! look at her eyes! go tell mrs.skipper so they can suspend her!" (mrs.skipper is our principle) then i say "you fucking asshole! you know you stole my ipods! you know you did! i'll fucking slit your throat mother fucker! i'll fucking slit your throat!" then my teacher lets us go and i told him i'm going to follow him to his friend's house and that he better not try to loose me cause i wired his truck with a GPS device. (hahaha) so he gets in his truck and drives off. i'm following him down streets and more streets but i loose him. i start digging in my bag looking for the GPS tracker, but it was a remote control with no batteries.
then i woke up and went to go pee.
i fall back to sleep and i have ANOTHER crazy dream.
(i like this one, it was cool)
okay so i'm in a mansion, and i guess it was mine cause i knew where everything was.
there was a party going on in the big lobby down stairs, but it was amuzing to me so i walk up stairs to sleep.
i couldn't sleep in the bed cause there was some random black guy in it, so i lay down on the floor.
i couldn't sleep, so i got up and went onto the patio for a smoke.
its night time, so you cant really see anything.
i look out to the woods because there was this glow coming from that direction. it was like a creepy white glow coming from an unknown source. then all of a sudden this group of capped goth kids rise from the woods and walk towards the mansion! i'm like "oh shit." so i run back in and put on my hugh hefner smoking jacket and run down the stairs. i stop half way and see how my guests greet them. they weren't letting the goth kids into the house, but they said they had a special present for the host. so i walk down the rest of the stairs and say "let the Vampiros in."
they walk towards me, and they remove their capes to reveal HUGE FUCKING BUCKETS SPILLING WITH ECSTASY PILLS.
i take a hand full of them and shove it into my pocket.
i take another handful and shove it into my mouth.
then i tell them "pass out the candy kids." and they all smile this creepy little smile and start walking around and handing out tabs telling them they're mints.
30mins later, EVERYONE is rollin super hard! people start making their way to the food, but they dont eat it.
they start rubbing each other with it!
i walk back up the stairs, crawl into bed, and go to sleep with the feeling of satisfaction.
then i woke up with the feeling of nausea.
MY HEAD IS CRAZY!
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