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Figured I'd try starting up a forum game.

"Ruined Wish" is a light-hearted game about granting the post above's you wish... but not exactly the way they intended it...

Example:
Post 1: I wish I wasn't thirsty.
Post 2: Granted, but now there's so much water in your system, you drowned.  :(
I wish I had a puppy.
Post 3: Granted, but the puppy is sick and paying the mass amounts of vet bills has rendered you homeless.
I wish I had a sandwich.

Etc... etc...  Haha, just figured this might be fun.  I'll start us off.



I wish my hands weren't cold.

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Granted, but there's very little and it tastes awful.

I wish I hadn't put chilli sauce in my Subway :S
Granted. Subway did it. xD


I wish I could decide whether on going out or not now...
Granted you get to go out with me.

I wish I could play an African American on T.V.
You didn't ruin my wish, you destroyed the fuck out of it.
Granted, but some raging African American comes and kills you afterwards.

I wish I didn't run out of breath so quick.
Granted, instead you have no lips.

I wish my pets would stop fucking constantly.
granted

they stop having sex, and they wipe out the species cuz they are the last two of their kind

i wish that i could find a good leather jacket for me!!
FACK
Granted, but someone else has it and won't sell.

I wish I was 18 already!
granted , but them some buffalo stampede onto your face



I wish everyone i hate would suddenly combust
Granted, but now you have no one left to hate and the only song you like is "shiny happy people holding hands" so you now have no friends even though you love everyone.

I wish we'd hit 4000 members on International Mohawk Day, instead of 3,992
Granted, but the site closes down afterwards.

I wish Motorhead would play Ace of Spades acoustically (like in the new advert) when I go see them.
Granted but they do a shitty job. :P

I wish I didn't need pills to feel happy. ;_;
Granted, you need to brutally kill kittens instead.

I wish I could speak another language.

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