Forum Game - Ruined Wish

Figured I'd try starting up a forum game.

"Ruined Wish" is a light-hearted game about granting the post above's you wish... but not exactly the way they intended it...

Example:
Post 1: I wish I wasn't thirsty.
Post 2: Granted, but now there's so much water in your system, you drowned. :(

I wish I had a puppy.

Post 3: Granted, but the puppy is sick and paying the mass amounts of vet bills has rendered you homeless.

I wish I had a sandwich.

Etc... etc... Haha, just figured this might be fun. I'll start us off.

I wish my hands weren't cold.

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Permalink Reply by Steve on December 13, 2010 at 11:51pm

granted, but now your a tree rooted to the ground

I wish people posted on this site more often :P

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Permalink Reply by Charlie Durden on December 14, 2010 at 9:18am

Granted, but every post is a troll.

I wish I had something good to eat.

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Permalink Reply by Charlie Durden on December 16, 2010 at 2:03pm

Granted, but now it's a mix of ugly colours like shit brown and piss yellow.

I wish I could breathe through my nose.

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Permalink Reply by SHOK on December 16, 2010 at 9:04pm

granted but now you piss out your elbow

i wish i had a motorcycle

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Permalink Reply by Charlie Durden on December 16, 2010 at 9:18pm

That would actually be awesome if I could piss out of my elbow. Anyway...

Granted, but it's a Shitty 50 year old thing that doesn't start. (My ex had one like that, it was fucking hilarious watching the bastard try and fix it.)

I wish I could buy all the shoes I want from SeductionExtreme.com. D: