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Figured I'd try starting up a forum game.

"Ruined Wish" is a light-hearted game about granting the post above's you wish... but not exactly the way they intended it...

Example:
Post 1: I wish I wasn't thirsty.
Post 2: Granted, but now there's so much water in your system, you drowned.  :(
I wish I had a puppy.
Post 3: Granted, but the puppy is sick and paying the mass amounts of vet bills has rendered you homeless.
I wish I had a sandwich.

Etc... etc...  Haha, just figured this might be fun.  I'll start us off.



I wish my hands weren't cold.

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Granted- but then you have to work every other day of your entire life

i wish that there was an update thing on mohawks rock, so you could see if anyone replied to your discusion, picture, comment ect.

god nooooooo

 

Granted but you get everyone's updates. And I agree btw, you get emails but it would be nice to see the updates on here as well.

I wish I had two heads.

Granted, but then they fall off your neck lol

i wish my docs were 12 hole docs instead of 8 holes, and that they were very confortable

Granted but they now have 18 cm heels.

 

I wish I was Spock.

Granted, but the my daughter haunts you for the rest of your life for stealing her title.

 

I wish I had healthy, white teeth.

Granted but your gums are terribly diseased so they all fall out and you have to keep them next to your bed.

I wish I had some orange juice

granted, but then it keeps on growing at a rapid pace, and never stops until the room that you are in at the moment is full of hair, and you end up choking on your own hair.

I wish that people weren't so discriminating towards punks

GRANTED,but the person who does that is also capable of hacking into your cpu only using the letters Y&L taking your identity and ruining your life

I wish my penis was smaller
granted, but now you need tweezers and a microscope to masturbate.

i wish i had some expensive bass equipment.
Granted but now the cops are picking you up for theft
I wish my dog didnt chew things up

 Granted, but he swallows a knife, without chewing, and dies.

 

 I wish I was a pro skateboarder.

Granted, but then your skateboard snaps while your doing a 360 flip, and you end up in hospital for six months.

I wish the goverment put people before profit.

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