"A few years ago i was somehow convinced to dress up in full drag for 2 40's, i was making kissy faces at the dude behind the counter, and walked around a hotel asking for cookies. just last week i was spangin with my uncle and got a shit load…"
So, I start University in September to become a highschool teacher. How do you like the sounds of me, Brody Scumdog, using literature and writings to raise a nation of free-thinking, rationalist kids. Let's not forget with whisps of punk rock and anarchy in the twist.
Yeah, call me a phish loving hippy again, and I'll jam my docs in your crotch, then tye-dye your skin, and sell ya to the gay pride parade so I can go out and get wasted. You east coasters might be rude little twats, but here on the West Coast, we rock a hell of a lot harder.
Ah, I've been busy as fuck lately brother. I'm trying to find a job, I'm enlisted as a Literature Major in University, and I'm in the middle of moving cities with my mom. What have you been up to 'ya crusty piece of shit? P.S. I love you like a fag.