Mohawks Rock

Figured I'd try starting up a forum game.

"Ruined Wish" is a light-hearted game about granting the post above's you wish... but not exactly the way they intended it...

Example:
Post 1: I wish I wasn't thirsty.
Post 2: Granted, but now there's so much water in your system, you drowned.  :(
I wish I had a puppy.
Post 3: Granted, but the puppy is sick and paying the mass amounts of vet bills has rendered you homeless.
I wish I had a sandwich.

Etc... etc...  Haha, just figured this might be fun.  I'll start us off.



I wish my hands weren't cold.

Views: 1657

Reply to This


Replies to This Discussion

Granted but....you run into aliens and things end with a little chestburster poking its head out of your body.

 

I wish I could never sleep and suffer  no bodily side effects from it

 

Granted, heres some meth.

I wish I could play an African American on TV ; )

Granted, but you get to a generic horrormovie where the african american guy always dies first.

 

I wish I wasn't allergic to animals.

Granted but now animals are deathly allergic to you and die when you walk within 15 feet of them.

 

I wish more people would play our game Dr Sneeze N Blow

granted but soon everyone is too obsessed with dr sneeze n blow and forget the uh true purpose of the website. lol i suck at this

 

i wish i had a kleenex

Granted. but the kleenex is on fire.

 

i wish i had a cigarette...

granted but the cigarette gives you aids

i wish i had a toilet

granted. but the toilet eats your asscheeks

 

i wish i no longer had aids

Granted but you get cancer in return

 

I wish I didn't suffer from these disorders I do right now

granted but you become schizophrenic(i'm hoping you aren't schizophrenic already)

 

i wish i had a pet whale

Granted, but then its swallows you and you are trapped in its mouth untill you die of starvation

i wish there were more punk bands, and that they are good

granted! I don't want to ruin that one.

 

i wish i didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

RSS

Latest Activity

Tomtogetmohawked left a comment for Jason Sutton
Jul 27
Josh Also updated their profile
Jul 2
Rusty Brink is now a member of Mohawks Rock
Jun 12
A photo by Ron Graywolf Levine was featured
Apr 21
Ron Graywolf Levine posted a blog post
Apr 7
Ron Graywolf Levine posted photos
Apr 7
Ron Graywolf Levine updated their profile
Apr 7
Emil Sellven updated their profile
Apr 7
site created by
Giant Mohawk Man

Members

© 2022   Created by Giant Mohawk Man.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service