Granted but....you run into aliens and things end with a little chestburster poking its head out of your body.
I wish I could never sleep and suffer no bodily side effects from it
Granted, heres some meth.
I wish I could play an African American on TV ; )
Granted, but you get to a generic horrormovie where the african american guy always dies first.
I wish I wasn't allergic to animals.
Granted but now animals are deathly allergic to you and die when you walk within 15 feet of them.
I wish more people would play our game Dr Sneeze N Blow
granted but soon everyone is too obsessed with dr sneeze n blow and forget the uh true purpose of the website. lol i suck at this
i wish i had a kleenex
Granted. but the kleenex is on fire.
i wish i had a cigarette...
granted. but the toilet eats your asscheeks
i wish i no longer had aids
Granted but you get cancer in return
I wish I didn't suffer from these disorders I do right now
granted but you become schizophrenic(i'm hoping you aren't schizophrenic already)
i wish i had a pet whale
Granted, but then its swallows you and you are trapped in its mouth untill you die of starvation
i wish there were more punk bands, and that they are good
granted! I don't want to ruin that one.
i wish i didn't have to go to work tomorrow.