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Forum Game - Ruined Wish

Figured I'd try starting up a forum game.

"Ruined Wish" is a light-hearted game about granting the post above's you wish... but not exactly the way they intended it...

Example:
Post 1: I wish I wasn't thirsty.
Post 2: Granted, but now there's so much water in your system, you drowned.  :(
I wish I had a puppy.
Post 3: Granted, but the puppy is sick and paying the mass amounts of vet bills has rendered you homeless.
I wish I had a sandwich.

Etc... etc...  Haha, just figured this might be fun.  I'll start us off.



I wish my hands weren't cold.

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Permalink Reply by GRINDCORE BASTARD on June 6, 2011 at 12:48am

Granted but....you run into aliens and things end with a little chestburster poking its head out of your body.

 

I wish I could never sleep and suffer  no bodily side effects from it

 

Permalink Reply by ┌x┐ • •┌x┐Pots Pots Pots on June 6, 2011 at 8:56pm

Granted, heres some meth.

I wish I could play an African American on TV ; )

Permalink Reply by Piiskasielu on June 7, 2011 at 1:45am

Granted, but you get to a generic horrormovie where the african american guy always dies first.

 

I wish I wasn't allergic to animals.

Permalink Reply by Giant Mohawk Man on June 7, 2011 at 11:27am

Granted but now animals are deathly allergic to you and die when you walk within 15 feet of them.

 

I wish more people would play our game Dr Sneeze N Blow

DinoPermalink Reply by Dino on June 15, 2011 at 7:14pm

granted but soon everyone is too obsessed with dr sneeze n blow and forget the uh true purpose of the website. lol i suck at this

 

i wish i had a kleenex

22lliou6xj137Permalink Reply by 22lliou6xj137 on June 15, 2011 at 8:33pm

Granted. but the kleenex is on fire.

 

i wish i had a cigarette...

Permalink Reply by FullMetalFetus on June 15, 2011 at 8:38pm
granted but the cigarette gives you aids

i wish i had a toilet
22lliou6xj137Permalink Reply by 22lliou6xj137 on June 15, 2011 at 10:58pm

granted. but the toilet eats your asscheeks

 

i wish i no longer had aids

Permalink Reply by Piiskasielu on June 16, 2011 at 2:12am

Granted but you get cancer in return

 

I wish I didn't suffer from these disorders I do right now

DinoPermalink Reply by Dino on June 16, 2011 at 6:28am

granted but you become schizophrenic(i'm hoping you aren't schizophrenic already)

 

i wish i had a pet whale

Permalink Reply by C.J !?? on June 16, 2011 at 7:14am

Granted, but then its swallows you and you are trapped in its mouth untill you die of starvation

i wish there were more punk bands, and that they are good

DinoPermalink Reply by Dino on June 16, 2011 at 8:03am

granted! I don't want to ruin that one.

 

i wish i didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

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