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So what is is the worst and the most hilarious comment/remark you've gotten about your hawk??

Seems lately every time I come on the forum it's the same few discussions so I thought I'd add something new.
What was the worst comment/remark/action from an asshole you've ever gotten and the most hilarious. For me the worst was some idiot that just yelled "!". It just pissed me off because he couldn't come up with anything better and he said um for fuck sake.
The most hilarious was a few teenagerish kids talking and they were pointing and looking directly at me. I over heard one say "Look at that" (another one) "yea so?" (first one) "What a dyke(and Im a guy). Check out the landing strip."
I just cracked up laughing out loud. I walked up and said" You made my day(still rolling)" and walked off. He looked like he shit his self. I guess he wasn't expecting that out of me. Haha
What are yours?

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lol my cousin always cracks jokes on me he calls me an african indian ,donkey do and,Uub,,But I think he's just jealous cause he's bald lol
i haven't gotten all that many bad reactions. i get a few looks everynow and then. i guess the worst i have really got were these 2 kids started laughing and saying what the fuck. i thought it was funny that they thought i looked funny when they were 115 lbs tops, white boys all "thugged out". the funniest would probably be my little cousions telling me how much they loved my hair and trying to talk their mom into getting one.
People mes it up and the worst i got was WTF! Dude you look wierd can i have a pic.

Imma make a shirt or vest that says A for anarchy
With Just take the damn picture
And No you cant fukin touch it!

O ya and mediochraty with an x through it.
I had a skater guy come up and his jaw dropped. He looked retarted and was like woah dude look at his hair in a stoner voice!

He went and skated in his nuthuggers up to his friendss and was like see that dudes
I once scared the crap out of an old lady....her husband was staring at me in the i acted like i wasn't fazed, then suddenly spun around n faced them and said BOO!....I think she shit her depends...n gave him a heart attack....sorry but it was too funny!!!
Not had any what you'd call bad remarks just the standard rooster,parrot jibes, mostly get either woah thats cool or how old are you?
ones in sweden some idiots ripped of parts of it and called me punk ho. now i live in macedonia and my mohawk is so unique here that it can almost not be explained. (sorry my spelling sucks and get worser when tired) when i go to shutka where i work they gather around tuching it asking questions etc sometimes shouting like they would die then laugh dance sing around and try to marry me of asking if my kidz would look like that .in skopje they take so much pictures that its crazy fake celeb is the word and the most stupid thing yet is some weeks ago press took photo for protest while i was passing and instead of writing about protest they wrote about my hair. also ones this sweet old old street lady came and asking me things like if it was a wig and stuff and then laugh so hard so she could almost not breathe and when she left i saw she had a hen in her bag and it was so funny combination that she laughed at me but she had a living hen in her bag!

Worst, and best ones came from the same day.

Worst ones from drive by insults "hey nice mohawk!... LOSER!" "Hey nice mohawk! FAGGER- EH fuck u!" You know the shit that spews from mouths when you just walkin. Pretty Hilarious.

The Funniest one was on the same day, another drive by guy yelled "You fuckin Monkey!" I almost hit the floor in laughter! Been called a rooster, a freak and being told that all asians should have mushroom cuts but never been called a fuckin monkey!. Boy the things people say just make my day. Just givin a little time outta there day to drive by and say hi! Man the funniest shit just happens at midnight

haha I wanna see a monkey with a hawk now!
I was at a nice little bar enjoying a couple of drinks with my wife and some over macho big drunk dude called me a unicorn and started to snicker and laugh pointing me out to his lady friends,I responded with''YOUR LADY FRIENDS WOULDN'T MIND I'M A UNICORN'' and smirked.his lady friends and my wife started to laugh,,,and then the shit hit the fan

Worst thing people can yell at me is "Moo", just because of me big septum. I meant, don't they think I've heard it hell of a times before? I'd like them to come up with some new things to yell, 'cause seriously, it's just fun. It's hilarious every fuckin time!!

But once I went to the supermarket to shop some groceries, and then this fat, repulsive lady in another line saw me, and said out loud "I'm glad she isn't my daughter!" to her friend or what so. If it wasn't because I'm so shy, I'd have said that I'm  glad she wasn't my mother, because.... yea, you should' have seen her.

Another time, I went to the same supermarket with my mother, and on our way this little girl walked with her parents and when she saw me, she said "She has a silly hair style!" (Ya, she was actually speaking English (I'm from Denmark)). I went on, until I realized what she said, and I was like "... HEEYYY!!!" Then my mum just yelled "HAHAHAH YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".

I love my mother.


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