If only everything in life was as reliable as BOREDOM.

since we kicked b out everything between him and i have been ok. in fact, i am drunk with him and steph right now watching Z.A. (Zombies Anonymous). Oh and I got high with them tonight, and i've been drinking, so i am really gone right now./ It's taking me a lot of time to consentrate on my typing. Thank God for spell check and the occasional miracle that I catch it!!!

So yha. Stuff.

So my best friend is dating this guy (we will call him B) okay.... I liked him at first. About a week and a half or so ago, they stayed the night. Well, the next day B's car breaks down and he has to stay here for a few days. Well he preceded to tell my husband and I about his nasty living situation with cockroaches, and dog and cat poop and pee everywhere. In all fairness, he's actually a neat freak so it's not him... it's the people he was living with. So Sam and I decided that he could live… Continue

So my birthday is going to pretty awesome. My mom and sister are coming down with my two nephews. I haven't seen them in over a year! They are getting so big. The boys I mean. I can't wait to spoil my peanuts and see my mom and sister!!


I guess this means I have to hide my porn and sex toys now...

So my birthday has already turned to shit and it hasn't even happened yet.



I was going to have a birthday party (idk, I still might with a much smaller crowd than planned) but my friend Laura from school backed out because she has to work those two days. Even though I gave her plenty of time in advance to request off. But whatever. This party was supposed to happen a couple of days after my b-day. On my actual birthday, my family is supposedly coming down to visit me for the first… Continue

OMG So when I was working today there was one guy with the most beautiful (and hilarious) hairstyles ever. I call it the "mullhawk". It was a mullet (short in front, long in back), only it was just a strip in the center of his head like a mohawk. I wish I could have taken a picture of it! I should have said "fuck it" and whipped my camera phone out on the sales floor... it was so awesome. haha