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i know all you guys have had this problem.
what are some stupid questions youve been asked,and some stories too if youd like to share

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-Where's the good bar to go for a drink?
-Why ya got a hair like this
-Don't ya look for a job?
and many more about the hair thing and stuff...I just get piss off...
I had one recently where they asked if how long did it take to grow it? I don't even know how to answer that, Some people think we have to grow out a mohawk. They don't realize you just shave the sides when you feel like it.
well you have a pretty tall hawk. they probably meant how long did it take to get it that tall
No they meant like in dreads, when I said I shaved it a year ago they realized that its not the same. But kudos to you for understanding what I was trying to say. Reading it again doesn't make much sense to me.
I like telling young kids who stare at me a lot that I got this rare disease and it turned my hair whatever color my hair currently is.
Pretty much the normal "How long does it take you to do it?", "Can I touch it?", or "Holy shit what the fuck"

I'm fine with people touching my hair, provided that they ask me first. Some people grab my hair in the hallways at school, and I turn around and punch the first person I see right in the chest. Got me suspended twice -_-
I furkin hate when people just grab it without asking! Especially when they tug it or bend it. It's like, "Motherfurker, do you know what I will do to you if you mess this up?!"
When people touch it with out asking me I tell them "Do that again and I will fucking stab you with it" and if people ask and I'm in a good mood I'll let them, otherwise I'll say "Sorry, I don't want to mess it up".
Mine is rock hard or very resilient most of the time, so when they ask and I am in a good mood, I let them warning them to be careful.
I was at wal-mart yesterday, and this women with two little daughters walks up to me, and asks if her kids can touch my hair. It didnt bother me at all, I held my head down and let them feel it. One of her daughters was hidding behind her. she was so scared. Their mom said she use to have one. it was one of the first people to ask about my hawk that I acttually enjoyed.
I don't mind answering the stupid questions... It's when they insult me that makes me want to tallywhack their ass.

Like last night I wore mine down and everyone kept asking "Why aren't you wearing it up?" so I said "I didn't want to" which got pretty old.

-Where's your mohawk? (down) "It took a mental health day."
-Why would you do that/ It looked better before "Because I wanted to/You looked better before you opened your mouth and stupidity came flowing out"
-How long does it take "Not long enough to keep me from doing it"
-What do you use (Which usually precedes the whole "I saw you can use such-and-such on tv once, is that true?") "It's called hair products/ It was done that way before advances in hair care gave us new products"
-Can I touch it? "Can I touch you?"
-Are you serious? "Nope, you're on candid camera!"
-How long did it take to grow that out? (A personal fav because morons don't realize you can just shave the sides down) "I just pinched my nose, closed my mouth and blew real hard... It came out like a Play-Doh toy!"
I really like the last one, your a genius.

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