How to catch a polar bear...
First you need three things:
-- a saw
-- a can of peas
-- a can opener
Go to the Artic. Then, saw a hole in the ice. Open the can of peas and line the peas around the hole.
Then when the polar bear goes to take a pea, kick it in the ice-hole.*
^.^
*Note: I do not condone animal cruelty. Don't try this at home or naked.
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Permalink Reply by Paradox on
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OMG this is brilliant! I must show this the the Canadian Prime Minister ASAP; now perhaps we can finally fight back against all of these damn polar bears!
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Permalink Reply by ┌x┐ • •┌x┐Pots Pots Pots on
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TAKE A PEA
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