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FUCK the pilgrams an what they fuckn stand for...an fuckn party hard





Started thanksgiving like every other morning…open a quart of brew an toke a bowl…then pork my

chick….





Was a fuckn great day cause we had a FUCK THE PILGRAMS party here Thursday…bout 8 of us…an partied our balls off all day. Blasted pantara cypress

hill megadeath, antiflag, chimaira an other great shit till 3 in the fuckn

morning. It aint even 8 am here Friday an im up already…an half…

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Added by Toker on November 26, 2010 at 8:59am — 6 Comments

spend nite in drunk tank

last nite me an a few buds caught in the park drinkin bout 11 pm...i was wasted like a muther fucker...pigs took me an 2 of my buds in...held us in drunk tank till 5 am...treated us like shit...but what else is new. got the fuck out at 5...its 6 am now an already 1/4 thru first 40 ozer of my steel fuckn reserve...hellyea

Added by Toker on April 23, 2010 at 6:02am — No Comments

happpy fuckn new year

new years EVE day started with me walkin in the door at 8 am finishin another quart of brew...hell yea....within 30 mins in on mohawkrocks an i start chuggin a fresh 40 with a bud from the site....i crashed bout 11 am...then woke at 2 an opened freah 40 an my bud jack d, did some tokin an someother shit. nnew years partyin was officicially startin. hhad a fuckn wild new years eve an just got the fuck hoome. did some bar hoppin with my bro an another bud an his chick....i wound up porkin 1 chick… Continue

Added by Toker on January 1, 2010 at 10:00am — 1 Comment

did some fuckn pan handling

Hell yea....WEEDnesday me an a bud desided to do some pan handlin...started out at a parkway exit ramp....with a sign that said PUNKS NEED BREAD FOR BREW actually picked up bout 13 fuckn bucks....we actually knocked on some the car windows....an spit on the windows of the fuckers that gave us nothin...did this for bout 45 minutes....then saw a pig car commin so we split.....



then went pan handling down town sittin on the sidewalk an fuckin with the people walkin buy was fuckin kick… Continue

Added by Toker on August 6, 2009 at 9:00am — 1 Comment

FUCK HER PARENTS

Friday nite i was out partyin with some buds shooting pool an drinkin an shit an this chick came over....we started to drink together an do shots...anyways she suck me off in the mens piss room. both desided to get together saturday yesterday. I was to stop at her place at about 3:30 yesterday afternoon then party rest of day with her an meet some of my buds. I already got a chick but whats wrong with 2. As usually partied all morning an got to her place bout 3:15....didnt no she lived with her… Continue

Added by Toker on July 26, 2009 at 8:00am — 10 Comments

FUCK THE HOLIDAY

fuckn partied all fuckn day as usually but july 4 made it better. me an a few buds...totally fucked up...hung out watchn a parade an flipped the bird whenever we wanted to those shits that think there so fuckn great cuase there in a fuckn parade. cops asked if i keyed a car....not me man....Stupid pig shit. Partied all day an nite...got home 8 30 this mornin. who gives a fuck bout july 4...what does it even mean...other then establishments way of honoring a fuckn flag.

Added by Toker on July 5, 2009 at 9:00am — No Comments

FUCK YOU IF U DONT LIKE HOW I LIVE

Some old fucker called me a loser yesterday as I walked outta a 7 11 with a quart of brew...guess he didint like my ink metal an the way i dressed. Some lady did the same at the same 7 11 a while back.... at the same fuckn 7 11. I told the old ass to FUCK OFF and to FUCK HIMSELF....then pulled the auart outta the bag a took a long assed chug while he looked on

Added by Toker on June 16, 2009 at 12:30pm — 1 Comment

FUCK THE FUCKN FLAG

At a fuckn fuck the flag party. we liffted a fuckn big assed flag thursday nite form a car dealership...Friday mornin we posted the rag 2 feet from the ground for our fuck the flag party. there are 8 of us punks....partyin like muther fukcers. Guess where we piss?



Our shit from Saturdya mornin an SUnday morning also went on the rag....we bent the fuck over an shit like animals. All our fuckn recycled brew....is collected on the americal fuckn rag...hell yea



gonna be… Continue

Added by Toker on May 24, 2009 at 7:05pm — No Comments

got a fuckn DUI firday nite

just got the fuck home...got a fuckn DUI friday nite/ 3rd DUI in 2 years....outta jail on saturday...and partyin all day with a bunch of buds saturday inta sunday.an thought what muther fuckers....im partyin an the pigs r fuckn working an they think their the smart ones.... FUCK THE PIGS.gonna fkn lose my bike license to. FUCKED UP AN FLYIN for life. ALCI FOR LIFE...hell yea...best way to be cause no one expects shit form me.

Added by Toker on April 5, 2009 at 3:00pm — No Comments

get a life

Tourtour is busting my balls cause he dont like my post...the fucker dont no that isa a fuckn blog...thats where ya rite wahts goin on.

Dude hate to tell ya but it s 7 am...just got home an wasted...i no you think it aint right but i dont care man.

Added by Toker on March 14, 2009 at 7:00am — No Comments

just ggot the fuck home

its 7:15 am an jjust got the fuck home after full nite of partyin my balls off. I fucked some chick in the mens piss room at a bar last nite...totally rocked. She was starin at my ink an metal an hair...so i went over an bought her a brew...then started talkin....2 hours later shared a joint in the mens piss room then bout hour later went back in....she held my fuckn pierced dick while i pissed an before i new it we were in a shit room stall fuckin like fuckn animals. HELL FUCKN YEA! who ever… Continue

Added by Toker on March 2, 2009 at 8:57am — 8 Comments

GETTIN STARED OUT CAUSE OF INK AN METAL FUCK EM ALL

yesterday walked into a 7 11 to get some brew .... this lady is staring at my ink an metal...didnt have a beater on ...an then started staring at my nip metal...so i simply said WHAT THE FUCK U LOOKIN AT? she went the other way. i slipped a 24 ozer of steel 211 reserve in my jnco jean ass pocket...an went to the counter with a quart of my steal reserve quart...guess who was on line behind me....lookin at me...an judgin me. i had a 24 ozer in my ass pocket....an didnt want her to see it (free… Continue

Added by Toker on February 19, 2009 at 10:30am — 7 Comments

tottally fucked up...HELL YEA

got home bout 3:30 am watched my chick dance till 2...then headed to a friedns with her....we crashed at 3:30...just got up an its only 8 50 am. took my first chug oof brew of the mornin but will have the 40 ozer of brew in me within 15 minutes



thinkin bout stretch my labretmy chick wants me to stretch it enough to see thru it like my nostril tunnels an lobe tunnels....i think iit will rock....let fuckn slivia flow outta my chin.



WHITE FFUCKN TRASH....hell yea....no one… Continue

Added by Toker on February 17, 2009 at 9:54am — No Comments

totally ffucked up....hell yea

hhad a great ffuckn nite.....went to a bar with a few buds....within a hour...start talkin to this chick an shes tellin me bout her piercings an ink...asking me about mine.....start tellin me bout her dude...his ink an metal...before long shes tellin me about his arrests B an E, DUI an shit....it almost sounded like me. Im totally fucked up...it turns out he worked there as a cook...he comes out...a few times sees me talkn to his chick....pierced lobes at an inch like me spetum an other… Continue

Added by Toker on February 4, 2009 at 9:26am — No Comments

toke the morning away. i say if ya wanna do drugs replace em. start every mornin with a quart or 40 of brew....then the party starts...every fuckn mornin. my chick braded my hair last nite. Been thin…

toke the morning away. i say if ya wanna do drugs replace em. start every mornin with a quart or 40 of brew....then the party starts...every fuckn mornin. my chick braded my hair last nite. Been thinkin bout gettin a hawk but my hair is almost to my ass so if i do the hawk im gonna do it with a long assed tail. Plan on gettin another tat tonight

FTW

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Added by Toker on January 10, 2009 at 2:10pm — No Comments

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