"Long Pause" sounded like an idian name. I am not Indian, half Jewish and half Swedish, so "Fishguts" sums it up.
Anyway, I am going to save the punk scene. Been writing a couple of songs for quite some time now and the time is right to put it out. We used to have a pretty awesome punk scene here in pretoria, but then the only real musician in The Terrorist died, Nico from Light Brigade became fat, and all the stupid anarchist hippie punks started showing up at punk gigs with their adopted children - because that was the new cool thing to do (fuck knows how they afford it?).
I have some material that is quite a cross between No Use for a Name, NOFX and Propagandhi. I am talking about proper music that actually grabs you and have some sort of melody, and still carry the punk rock go-fuck-yourself-up message.
I guess if all the mohawk punks read this they will be like rolling over in their coffins. A well-dressed yappie punk is going to save the punk scene. And it might sound abit like comersialisation, but it isn't completely. Just 60%. We need punk that can attract new faces and a band that can play punk rock, at a gig where there aren't just punk. Something like a punk band that can play for a big crowd at, for example, Oppikoppie or somthing like that. And that's what I am releasing.
No name yet, must still decide. The working name is Buying Pussy with Company Money. But obviously, it might change to something more...radio friendly???
I use my talent to entertain and (sexually) please my house guests, just to have them leave 5min later. I also use my talent to fight hunger in Australia and women's rights in Hawaii.
The reason I am not in a band is because I can only play punk rock (how cliche). Yes yes yes, I know...it's really good music played by really bad musicians who are drunk and on "something". Excluding the "something", I pretty much fit the description, but there is no punk scene in South Africa, especially pretoria. And whatever there is of a punk scene, is pathetic. It has died out and if one more person says "what about Fuzigish?", I am gonna have anal sex with myself. But another cliche is that I am working on some stuff. So when I feel the time is right, I will fuck the dike and put the shit out. We need some good SA punk again and but the looks of it, I am the only man who can do it
He died. I went golfing this weekend and Odd before he could make a perfect birdie on the 4th hole. No, I must be lying...I think. This computer is deserted...
Yes, I am multi (talented). Did I mention I can sing and dance?
Well, I am at work, but my PC is still not here. So I am squatting at someone else's computer...
I can play a couple of instruments. Let me list the ones I play best in descending order: Guitar, bass, male organ, dancing, big mouth, piano, trumpet, drunken laughter, donkey cart and drums.
Hey hey hey, I will wear leapard skin undies. Just look at my pics, there is a pic of me wearing one, hahaha. How you today? My computer at work crashed yesterday, so I went home at like 1pm
I really want to be a guy that waves a racing flag, while walking around in shopping malls wearing only my underwear. But I guess it doesn't pay that well.
Friday night was just plain insaneness (did I just make this word up?). Anyway, Saturday morning we ent golfing at like 7am...still drunk. Never made it to the 4th hole. Then we went to my friend's mom's boyfriend's b-day at like 9pm. From there on things just got out of hand.
My internet is also damn slow. So now I have to wait for an hour for a page to load when I watch porn. If I open a pic, the page only loads to the top part of the chest, then it stops. So I am like: "Damn, I almost saw a boob." Hahaha, no, just talking shit.
I fork for Firearms Control. I am a Systems Functional Specialist. I don't really know what I precisely do, but it is quite an important job and I do it well...I guess. I am also a freelance writer. Mostly comedy. And you?
I am amazed to see that I haven't been kicked off coz I don't hate homosexuals (like most mauhawk punks).
I am good. Waiting for 4pm so I can go home and start my weekend. It's one of those days I don't feel like working. So I am sitting in my office and playing computer games and rocking out.
Not feeling too bright today. Last night I was watching DVD with a friend and slowly enjoying a good whiskey. Suddenly I was like: "Fuck, did I just drink the whole bottle?"
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Anyway, I am going to save the punk scene. Been writing a couple of songs for quite some time now and the time is right to put it out. We used to have a pretty awesome punk scene here in pretoria, but then the only real musician in The Terrorist died, Nico from Light Brigade became fat, and all the stupid anarchist hippie punks started showing up at punk gigs with their adopted children - because that was the new cool thing to do (fuck knows how they afford it?).
I have some material that is quite a cross between No Use for a Name, NOFX and Propagandhi. I am talking about proper music that actually grabs you and have some sort of melody, and still carry the punk rock go-fuck-yourself-up message.
I guess if all the mohawk punks read this they will be like rolling over in their coffins. A well-dressed yappie punk is going to save the punk scene. And it might sound abit like comersialisation, but it isn't completely. Just 60%. We need punk that can attract new faces and a band that can play punk rock, at a gig where there aren't just punk. Something like a punk band that can play for a big crowd at, for example, Oppikoppie or somthing like that. And that's what I am releasing.
No name yet, must still decide. The working name is Buying Pussy with Company Money. But obviously, it might change to something more...radio friendly???
The reason I am not in a band is because I can only play punk rock (how cliche). Yes yes yes, I know...it's really good music played by really bad musicians who are drunk and on "something". Excluding the "something", I pretty much fit the description, but there is no punk scene in South Africa, especially pretoria. And whatever there is of a punk scene, is pathetic. It has died out and if one more person says "what about Fuzigish?", I am gonna have anal sex with myself. But another cliche is that I am working on some stuff. So when I feel the time is right, I will fuck the dike and put the shit out. We need some good SA punk again and but the looks of it, I am the only man who can do it
Yes, I am multi (talented). Did I mention I can sing and dance?
I can play a couple of instruments. Let me list the ones I play best in descending order: Guitar, bass, male organ, dancing, big mouth, piano, trumpet, drunken laughter, donkey cart and drums.
I`m fine tnx u
and how are u?
xx
Friday night was just plain insaneness (did I just make this word up?). Anyway, Saturday morning we ent golfing at like 7am...still drunk. Never made it to the 4th hole. Then we went to my friend's mom's boyfriend's b-day at like 9pm. From there on things just got out of hand.
And yours?
I fork for Firearms Control. I am a Systems Functional Specialist. I don't really know what I precisely do, but it is quite an important job and I do it well...I guess. I am also a freelance writer. Mostly comedy. And you?
I am good. Waiting for 4pm so I can go home and start my weekend. It's one of those days I don't feel like working. So I am sitting in my office and playing computer games and rocking out.
Not feeling too bright today. Last night I was watching DVD with a friend and slowly enjoying a good whiskey. Suddenly I was like: "Fuck, did I just drink the whole bottle?"
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