Worst, and best ones came from the same day.
Worst ones from drive by insults "hey nice mohawk!... LOSER!" "Hey nice mohawk! FAGGER- EH fuck u!" You know the shit that spews from mouths when you just walkin. Pretty Hilarious.
The Funniest one was on the same day, another drive by guy yelled "You fuckin Monkey!" I almost hit the floor in laughter! Been called a rooster, a freak and being told that all asians should have mushroom cuts but never been called a fuckin monkey!. Boy the things people say just make my day. Just givin a little time outta there day to drive by and say hi! Man the funniest shit just happens at midnight
Worst thing people can yell at me is "Moo", just because of me big septum. I meant, don't they think I've heard it hell of a times before? I'd like them to come up with some new things to yell, 'cause seriously, it's just fun. It's hilarious every fuckin time!!
But once I went to the supermarket to shop some groceries, and then this fat, repulsive lady in another line saw me, and said out loud "I'm glad she isn't my daughter!" to her friend or what so. If it wasn't because I'm so shy, I'd have said that I'm glad she wasn't my mother, because.... yea, you should' have seen her.
Another time, I went to the same supermarket with my mother, and on our way this little girl walked with her parents and when she saw me, she said "She has a silly hair style!" (Ya, she was actually speaking English (I'm from Denmark)). I went on, until I realized what she said, and I was like "... HEEYYY!!!" Then my mum just yelled "HAHAHAH YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".
I love my mother.