Herb's movie quotes...

1. ~~"I don't know about you Eugene, but I got a cock. Do you have a cock Mik?" - "Yeah, I got a cock. A big fat one."~~ - Wristcutters: A Love Story - Anythingannoying

2. "I want to drive that truck." - "And how do you plan to do that? Look at yourself. You couldn't drive a wheelchair. "

3."It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a Sperm Whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet and since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought, as it fell:" - "Ahhh! Woooh! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my... well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now isn't it? And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground!
[dies] " - Hitchhikers' Guide to The Galaxy - Khaos

4. ~~"What are feces?" - "Baby mice."~~ - Donnie Darko - morris

5. ~~"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."~~ - 2001: A Space Odyssey - Amy

6. "Please die, my love... die, die now my darling! "

~~7. "Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?" - "Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea."~~ - Life of Brian - Amy

~~8."Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson." - "Yes, sir. Sorry, sir."~~ - Meaning of Life - Amy

9. ~~"Yeah, they're dead. They're all messed up."~~ - Night of The Living Dead - Val

10. "Longinus, you're not having any fun! Enjoy yourself! What is your preference?" - "Everything and nothing, Caesar."

These should keep you guys entertained for a while...
But if no one gets 3, I will be angry.

I'm gonna throw in a freebie bonus quote!
Bonus: ~~"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"~~ XD - Snakes On A Plane - LenaBean