DaVinci's Page

Cover your ears they might start to bleed
As I tell you bout the hottest shit on the Northcoast scene
That’s me motherfuckers, the D to the V
The bombest shit the rustbelts ever seen
Im a real motherfucker a born again atheist
A left wing libbie environmentalist
Im the freecell king Im the damn euchre master
Ill punk your ass at Warcraft when I get fuckin plastered
I like Klondike bars, chicken wraps are the bomb
I love sam adams, red stripe and your mom
I spit pimp game I spit sunflower seeds
And I wash my smoke down with Arizona green tea

=Damn hes the shit
=You can kiss his ass in a lil bit
=Right now hes busy rockin and he just cant quit
=Cause hes the motherfuckin shit

George Carlins my boy so is Doug Stanhope
And fuckin Bill Hicks damn their shit is dope
I grew up on Jim Henson and old school Nick
Theres Doug or Hey Arnold now take your pick
From my pimpass collection of Disney movies
Jungle Book or Aristocats the musics groovy
I got the sly grin of the Cheshire Cat
Now my bodys gone where the fucks it at?
Its Molson tallboys before my show
Im smokin Kools and sticky icky indo
Im fucked up yo, shits movin all slow
I think its bout time I let the chorus go

=Damn hes the shit
=Hell tap that ass in a lil bit
=Right now hes busy rockin and he just cant quit
=Cause hes the motherfuckin shit

I dress fuckin fly when I dress at all
I only get dressed when Im forced by the law
Or the weather in Ohio cause ynever know
When itll hail when itll rain when itll slime or snow
When I walk to the park I watch the kids gawk
‘Damn mommy look at that muthafuckas hawk’
I know why sure the shit looks fly
Id stop and talk awhile but im just too high
I been rippin on my bong tryin to write this song
I wont settle for shit Im lyricool King Kong
Im never wrong im a cocky motherfucker
…seriously, when she does that shit with her tongue
mmhmmhmm

Rustbelt 09 yall