Favorite bum signs

Last night I found a cardboard bum sign outside foodMax where two normally sleep. It said "ALLEN /will do EVERYTHING/ $20"

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Permalink Reply by So What on January 10, 2010 at 11:26am

I saw a dude holding a sign that said "Bet you a dollar you can read this."

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Permalink Reply by ┌x┐ • •┌x┐Pots Pots Pots on January 10, 2010 at 5:15pm

The BEST one said "I need a beer". People were giving him dollars like crazy. "hungry hungry hobos" was kinda dumb

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Permalink Reply by zero on January 10, 2010 at 9:49pm

My parents have kept a framed picture of a hobo with a "Why lie? It's for beer. Help the beerless. Thanks" sign in our living room for as long as I can remember.

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Permalink Reply by bombshell from hell on January 10, 2010 at 10:31pm

theres a guy thats sits outside this venue that i frequent, he sits out there everyday and he dosent have any legs... And his signs says give me a dollar or im gona kick u in the face... hahahha i laugh everytime.....

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Permalink Reply by ┌x┐ • •┌x┐Pots Pots Pots on January 10, 2010 at 11:52pm

Ha that's fukkin funny. Right after he runs up the stairs and puts on his jogging suit.

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Permalink Reply by ┌x┐ • •┌x┐Pots Pots Pots on January 10, 2010 at 11:59pm

hilarious shoeshinin' hobo

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Permalink Reply by Spitter on January 12, 2010 at 1:19pm

sparajunna for the nuggless

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Permalink Reply by Spitter on January 12, 2010 at 1:20pm

_the devil stole my sole.._
_now i need new shoes._
-anything helps-

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Permalink Reply by Spitter on January 12, 2010 at 1:23pm

another one of my favorites is just hold a piece of card board with some scibbles on it

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Permalink Reply by GRINDCORE BASTARD on May 3, 2010 at 11:50pm

One of my favorites was in over a 100 degree weather reading 'Freezing to death, need money for a cup of hot coffee.' The one's for beer and weed never fail to amuse. Also, saw a great picture while surfing around online of a guy in a power rangers costume holding a sign that said 'superheroes need help too.'

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Permalink Reply by Snowflake Love on May 4, 2010 at 12:10am

I have seen 'traveling broke need money for grindcore show' 'spaceship broke need money for fuel' that's pretty much all I can think of now, still pretty funny.

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Permalink Reply by GRINDCORE BASTARD on May 6, 2010 at 5:37am

Haha, that's great. I've been that kid several times heading down to San Francisco with a sign saying 'need a ride to a grindcore show'. Tis how I got to the last Phobia show I went to.