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Friday nite i was out partyin with some buds shooting pool an drinkin an shit an this chick came over....we started to drink together an do shots...anyways she suck me off in the mens piss room. both desided to get together saturday yesterday. I was to stop at her place at about 3:30 yesterday afternoon then party rest of day with her an meet some of my buds. I already got a chick but whats wrong with 2. As usually partied all morning an got to her place bout 3:15....didnt no she lived with her parents. based on the house they looked like rich fuckers...FUCK EM. they werent there...i went in...an was wearin jeans an a beater...an bandanna. Wearin a black beater that said in white ink

WANNA...

A) SUCK MY DICK
B. FUCK
C. Both A and B

anyways...i grabed a brew from her fuckn parents refrig an she started to suck me off on the living room couch. after bout 45 mins she wanted to get ready to go out an party before her fuckn parents got home. While waited I toked on some leaf in their living room...grabed another brew. Anyways...i had to take a piss so I wondered into the parnets bedroom....i jumped up on the dresser....an wond up pullin my pierced dick out...an pissn behind their dresser...LEFT MY MARK. Guess what started goin thru some draws an found a watch an bout 75 bucks

grabbed a pillow from their bed...went back into the living room a laid on the sofa tokin an with another brew....guess who the fuck walked in? Parents fuckn freaked....they saw my bike outside...an some dude layin on their sofa with a brew an 2 empties on their table with the aroma of leaf! I got the fuck up...they freaked when they saw my beater...my metal an my ink. I told em i was goin out with their daughter...total kicks. I told em theycant fuckn tell her what to do...shes fuckn 22. When she came in...i laid a big ass kiss on her an sucked her mouth with my split toung...

we started fightin/verbally her an me against her fuckn parents...was a blast. i pulled my half pint of jack outta my jeans ass pocket an took a chug just to piss em the fuck off.

as i walked out I flipped em the bird...told em to both fuck off...pointed to my beater an said...by the way fuckheads...she already did A today....B is next..

Then went out with my new chick

with the 75 bucks an some other cash i treated her to a tramp stamp....then at my place i pierced her lower lip...just a start but shes now hooked on ink an metal. Number 2 on my beater took happened HELL YEA

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Comment by Segadoway on August 16, 2009 at 6:26am
You are a fucking idiot.
Comment by jubjubs on August 18, 2009 at 11:57pm
I agree with segadoway
Comment by Josh on September 27, 2010 at 2:13pm
lol I can't agree with everything i read but damn man i gotta give you points for sheer epic!
Comment by Cpt. Oblivious on September 27, 2010 at 3:38pm
I totally agree with Segadoway. You sir, are a fucking clahn.
Comment by Sugarcube on September 27, 2010 at 3:44pm
I agree with Segadoway, Jubjubs and Cpt. Oblivious.
I actually facepalm'd.
Comment by Katsenhakeron (Mohawk) on December 3, 2010 at 3:36pm
Nice....
Comment by Wolf Madchen on December 3, 2010 at 5:54pm
Sounds like something a young adolescent would do. Things like this make me want to forget the entire male species.
Comment by Jay Riot on December 28, 2010 at 9:20am
omfg dudeeee yourr crazyy ashell howw longg is your life expectancydoinn that kida shit bro? lol like a week ana half? haha be carfullman youll end up ina casket haha
Comment by Exodia Tuskade on January 22, 2011 at 10:07pm
FUCK EM
Comment by Mark on January 22, 2011 at 10:56pm
fkn

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